Jesus is Coming Sex Toy

I saw this shirt and had to chuckle because it kind of represents my family dynamic.  My parents, especially my mom, are what you call born again Christians.  So not only are they religious but since they are born again they feel like they have making up to do.  So they are uber zealous about spreading the word.  But what gets me is if they knew I was the owner of rabbitsextoyblog.com they would flip!  However, as a teenager when left alone for the weekend I would tend to snoop and low and behold I found a vibrator in my mom’s night stand and other kinky sex toys and games.  So I was a little grossed out and little shocked to find out my parents had a little freak in them!  But if you were to ask them they would act totally disgusted.

So mom this shirts for you!  When Jesus comes you better clean out that nightstand!  Until next time here is to good vibrations!